“Honey, you're three hundred sandwiches clear of an engagement ring.”
while New York Post author Stephanie Smith made a turkey and Swiss on white bread for her boyfriend, Eric (aka E), he took one chew and uttered these now-famous phrases. whereas her beau’s assertion first and foremost appeared strange, even antiquated, Stephanie accredited the problem and set to work. Little did she understand she was once approximately to prepare dinner up the sexiest and such a lot arguable love tale of her generation.
300 Sandwiches is the tale of Stephanie and E’s epic trip of bread and betrothal, with an entire loaf of recipes as well. For Stephanie, a amateur within the kitchen, creating a sandwich—or even 300—for E wasn’t with reference to getting a hoop; it used to be her method of claiming “I love you” whereas gaining self assurance as a chef. It was once approximately what number breakfast sandwiches they can consume jointly on destiny Sunday mornings, what percentage s’mores could persist with kinfolk skiing journeys, what percentage foolish fights may lead to make-up sandwiches. unexpectedly, she observed a life of happiness among these slices of bread.
now not every body agreed. The media dubbed E “the Internet’s Worst Boyfriend”; bloggers attacked the loving couple for surroundings again the reason for women’s rights; critiques approximately their romance echoed from as distant as Japan. quickly, Stephanie came upon her cooking and her dating lower than the tough glare of the spotlight.
From culinary twists on peanut butter and jelly to “Not Your Mother’s Roast pork” highly spiced French Dip to poultry and Waffle BLTs, Stephanie stocks the creations—including wraps, burritos, paninis, and burgers—that eventually sated E’s palate and received his center. half recipe booklet, half girl-meets-boy memoir, 300 Sandwiches teaches us that real love continually wins out—one scrumptious chew at a time.
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